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Valentino does a September Issue having released his own documentary, The Last Emperor. So Wintour's fingers get first dibs at the fashion pies but it's the emperor who gets to eat them.

The Last Emperor previews on BBC4 tonight, you snooze you lose.

Selfridges goes online to buy, and despite initial reservations (Selfridges as an instore, little yellow bag experience) I conclude should a little yellow box happen to arrive in the post, who's complaining?

Expect parcels soon.

SATC the Movie II: How could you forget? Four days. Need I say more.

cosmos all round.